The Stand-Up Comedy Club: 900 Meeting Minutes

Attendees: Bob, Larry, Joe, and 3 invisible guests.

Topic: The Future of Laughter

Objective: To decide on the most efficient way to deliver punchlines.

Discussion:

1. Bob: "We should use drones to deliver one-liners to people's homes."
2. Larry: "That's a terrible idea, Bob. What about using a fleet of robotic accountants to deliver knock-knock jokes?"
3. Joe: "I think we should just stick with the old ways: yelling 'BOO!' at people and running away."
4. Bob: "But that's not efficient, Joe! We need to think outside the box... or in this case, the punchline."

Decisions:

• Decided to hold the next meeting on the moon.
• Decided to use a combination of drones and robotic accountants to deliver jokes.
• Decided to have a 'BOO!'-fest during the next meeting.

Next Meeting:

1001: The Comedy Club Crisis