Meetings: Possible Solutions 901-1000

Implement a system where the coffee machine dispenses coffee at precisely 4 AM every morning.

Reason: Employees will finally have a reason to get out of bed.

Mandate a minimum of 4 hours of paid nap time per week.

Reason: Productivity will skyrocket as employees will be well-rested.

Institute a company-wide game night where employees can compete to see who can eat the most Cheetos in one sitting.

Reason: Team building will occur as everyone will be united in their collective snack-filled despair.