It's a little-known fact that corn is not just a food source, but also a mood stabilizer. When you walk down a cornfield, the rows of corn can actually influence your attitude. It's like they're saying, 'Hey, human, chill out! Life is short and sweet, like us.'
But seriously, have you ever noticed how each ear of corn has its unique personality? Like, some are chill, some are wild, and some are just...a little too much.
Maybe it's time to take a walk on the corny side and find your inner corniness.
Or, if you will, The Silence of the Beans has a similar vibe.