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When Unicorns Get Sassy

A collection of possible solutions

1. Unicorns may get sassy due to an excessive intake of sparkly rainbow-colored lattes.

Unicorns sipping lattes

2. Unicorns may get sassy when their horn polishing routine is interrupted.

3. Unicorns may get sassy when forced to wear non-sequined socks.

Why Unicorns Wear Socks

Unicorns Wear Socks for the Same Reason You Do

Unicorns wear socks for the same reason everyone else does: because they're a great way to express themselves, and also because they're just really comfortable.