Solutions for the Utterly Ridiculous "Problem" of Existence
We're glad you're here to discuss the meaninglessness of life. We've compiled a list of possible solutions to the existential crisis that is you:
Option 1: The Infinite Looper
This involves repeatedly watching the same video of a kitten playing the piano. It's been proven to induce a state of zen-like calm in 9 out of 10 test subjects.
Option 2: The Existentialist's Guide to Not Caring
This comprehensive guide will teach you to shrug your shoulders and walk away from the meaning of life.
Option 3: The Grand Unifier of All Existence
This is a highly experimental and possibly useless solution that involves building a giant hamster wheel in your basement and gazing into its abyssal depths.
Or just leave. We won't judge you. Much.