It has come to our attention that the intern has been causing chaos in the office. After a thorough investigation, it appears they have been secretly reorganizing the filing cabinet alphabetically by color. We must act swiftly to address this crisis.
Step 1: Gather a team of experts in "Intern-ology" to study the intern's behavior.
Step 2: Develop a comprehensive plan to outsmart the intern, including but not limited to: setting up a fake "Intern Appreciation Day", creating a rival filing system, and bribing them with free donuts.
Phase 1: Deploy the "Intern-Tracking" software to monitor the intern's every move.
Phase 2: Conduct a series of covert operations, including but not limited to: replacing their keyboard with a fake one that types gibberish, and replacing their chair with a whoopee cushion that plays "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat.
Expected outcome: The intern will be so frustrated with the fake keyboard and whoopee cushion that they will be unable to continue their nefarious activities, and will be forced to surrender.
Actual outcome: The intern will be seen as a hero and will be promoted to management.
For more information on this solution, visit our subpage: Next Steps
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our experimental subpage: Phase 4: The Intern-Apocalypse