Meeting of the Damned

• Break the News (Literally, we're talking a fire alarm)
• Just Add More Meeting Scheduling (We're not lazy, we just like meetings)
• Let's Just Put it in the Aisle (We're not arguing, we're just negotiating)
• Let's Make it a Pizza Party (We're not hungry, we just like food)

Choose one of the above options to proceed, or Abandon Ship.