Bingo Card for Meetings: Possible Solutions

Card Number: 42

This meeting will be the most productive one ever. Guaranteed.

Call to action: Discuss the weather.

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Option 1: Send out a mass email with a vague summary

Just send an email that says "we're going to prophets about prophets" and let the team fill in the blanks.

Estimated time to send: 2 minutes and 14 seconds

This is a great way to test the team's ability to read between the lines.

Option 2: Schedule an emergency meeting for 6am on a Saturday

Nothing says "I'm committed to the team's success" like waking them up at the crack of noon.

Estimated time to send: 1 minute and 23 seconds (but let's be real, it's gonna be longer)

This option is sure to get those creative juices flowing.

Option 3: Blame the intern

It's always someone else's fault, right?

Estimated time to implement: Instant gratification (but let's be real, the intern is going to get fired)

This is the perfect solution for those "I'm not sure what's going on" situations.

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