It's not like we didn't see this coming. The apocalypse is upon us, and it's not just because we ate too many tacos.
We've got some real doozies of a problem on our hands. Like, the sun is going to explode, or the oceans are going to turn into lava, or the cats are going to rise up and take over the world (just kidding, that's already happening).
We could just nuke the problem, but that would only make things worse. I mean, have you seen the price of real estate in the ruins of New York City?
Read more about the Nuclear OptionWe could build a giant hamster wheel to harness the power of hamsters to generate electricity. It's not as crazy as it sounds, I swear.
Read more about the Hamster WheelWe could just use a lot of duct tape to fix everything. It's worked for everything from leaky faucets to broken relationships.
Read more about the Duct Tape Fix