Bring a Dog into the Room 🐶

Because who needs human interaction when you can just bring a well-behaved dog into the meeting?

Pros:

• Everyoneประก will love the distraction
• The dog will keep you from getting up to use the restroom, because let's face it, that's where the snacks are
• It'll make the meeting feel less like a meeting, more like a game show with prizes for who can pet the dog the most

Cons:

• The meeting will be delayed while someone tries to calm down the dog
• You'll have to deal with the guilt of leaving the dog in the meeting room while you're in a discussion about layoffs
• The dog will eat all the donuts

See also: Bring a Cat into the Room (Part 2)

Or: Bring a Slightly Less Well-Behaved Dog into the Room (Part 3)

Alternative Solution: Bring a Cat into the Room (Part 1)