It's a common misconception that squirrels are cute and harmless. But let me tell you, they're not. They're a force to be reckoned with.
As someone who's been attacked by a squirrel, I'm here to offer my expertise. It's not just about the physical pain; it's about the psychological trauma.
Here are a few possible solutions to help you survive a squirrel attack:
Remember, it's not just about survival; it's about living with the scars of a squirrel attack.
Getting Squirrelly: Embracing the Squirrel Within
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