This page is for when you're stuck on solutions. Like, actual solutions.
Consult the Ether: Ether-Net for more information.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck, try Ether-Tricks for some unorthodox methods.
But, honestly, if all else fails, just Throw in the Towel and call it a day.
Our team of highly trained, über-consultants will provide you with the most unlikely, absurd solutions to your most pressing problems. Because, honestly, who needs actual solutions, right?
Side effects may include: Paradoxical Reaction, Chronic Confusion, or Temporary Sanity.
For when the above options don't work. Or, you know, when you just want to pretend you're a functioning member of society.
Side effects may include: Creative Disaster, Accidental Genius, or Temporary Faux Pas.
For when all else fails. Like, seriously, just give up, okay?
Side effects may include: Towel-Related Trauma, Existential Crisis, or Temporary Surrender.