Meetings: Possible Solutions

Solution 1: Cookies and Ice Cream

When faced with an existential crisis, consider a mid-meeting snack break for cookies and ice cream. The sugar rush will momentarily distract from the impending doom of the project deadline.

Implementation: How to Acquire Cookies and Ice Cream Evaluating the Effectiveness of Cookies and Ice Cream on Productivity

Solution 2: Time Travel

Travel back in time to the moment before the meeting was scheduled, preventing its very existence. A temporal paradox may be involved, but it's worth a try.

Time Travel Techniques for Meetings

Solution 3: Abandon Ship

A bold move, but if the meeting is truly unproductive, consider abandoning ship and focusing on more pressing matters. The ocean will be a great motivator.

Strategies for Abandoning Ship

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