MEETINGS: Declaring Insanity

This meeting was called to address the pressing issue of our current sanity.

Agenda:

• Item 1: We're all going crazy
• Item 2: We're just pretending to be sane
• Item 3: Who's to say we're not already insane?

Discussion:

Chairperson: We're at a loss. Our sanity has been stripped away.

Member 1: I'm telling you, I'm fine. I just need more coffee.

Member 2: That's not a thing. Coffee is not going to help us.

Chairperson: Well, we have a few options:

• 1. More Coffee
• 2. Meditation
• 3. Insanity Clause

Disclaimer: This meeting is not responsible for any damage caused to sanity.