You've Declared Victory Over Your To-Do List!

Now, it's time to celebrate. And by celebrate, I mean, it's time to learn something new to distract yourself from the crushing ennui of productivity.

Here are some hobbies that are guaranteed to make you a better person:

• Make Sandwiches (with a side of existential dread)
• Collecting Stamps (for that one stamp enthusiast in the family)
• Write a Novel in a Week (because who needs sleep, anyway?)