Meetings Prophets of Doom

Welcome, brave adventurer, to our esteemed institution of meetings. Here, we will guide you through the ancient rituals of corporate drudgery.

• The Art of Saying No, But Still Appearing Productive
• The Science of Pretending to Listen, While Secretly Texting Your BFF
• The Art of Forgetting You Had an Agenda Item

Remember, the power of meetings is a double-edged sword. Wield it wisely.