Emergency Contact - Possible Solutions

Because Your Cat Ate Your Important Documents

Don't worry, friend! We're here to help. Our team of highly trained (not really) experts is on standby to assist you in times of crisis.

We have a team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals who are ready to help you with your emergency contact issues.

Meet them below:

Bob is our go-to guy for all things IT. He can fix anything, as long as it's not on fire.

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Jane is our expert in all things feline. She can tame even the most ferocious of cats.

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We have a variety of solutions to help you in your time of need.

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Our phone number is 1-800-HELP-ME!

(Please don't actually call this number, it's just for show.)

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We'll get back to you, eventually.

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We're not actually responsible for your emergency. If you're in a real emergency, call 911. We're just here for fun and games.