Meetings for the Ages: Possible Solutions to the Fake Ailment

Because the real ailment was clearly just an excuse for the meeting to be cancelled, we've come up with some possible solutions to the fake ailment.

Solution 1: The "I'm not feeling well" Solution

We've all been there - too many meetings, not enough caffeine. Just feign a bout of "the vapors" and call it a day.

Learn more about feigning illness

Solution 2: The "My cat ate my notes" Solution

When all else fails, just blame it on your feline overlord. "Sorry, can't attend the meeting, my cat ate my notes... again."

Consult the cat note expert

Solution 3: The "I'm allergic" Solution

Conveniently, you're allergic to the meeting topic, or to the conference room, or to the coffee machine... the possibilities are endless!

Explore your allergy options

Disclaimer: The solutions presented here are entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Or are they?