Solutions to the Unsolvable: A Meeting for the Ages

A Meeting of Unspeakable Length

Join us as we attempt to solve the impossible! Our meeting will be held in a conference room of unending despair.

Our Possible Solutions:

1. Solution 1: The Answer is in the Question

2. Solution 2: The Meeting Will Self-Adjudicate

3. Solution 3: The Answer is in the Question, Again

Side Effects:

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Loss of productivity
• Exhaustion
• Spent hours wondering if you'll ever find the answer
• Spent years wondering if you'll ever leave the conference room