Meeting Minutes - Infinite Feature Creep

Minutes of Meeting: Infinite Feature Creep Committee

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Steve, Alice, Bob's wife, and Bob's wife's accountant.

Objective: Discuss new features for the Infinite Feature Creep Project.

Agenda:

Discussion:

John: "I think we should add a feature to make the feature creeps more efficient."

Jane: "But what about the feature creep's feelings?"

Bob: "I don't care about the feature creep's feelings, I just want to make it faster."

Alice: "But what about the feature creep's happiness?"

Steve: "I don't think it's a good idea, we should just make the feature creep do more work."

Decision:

Resolution: To be determined.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 3:14PM.

Next meeting: Infinite Feature Creep Committee Meeting Minutes - Bulletin Board Edition.