Idea 1: "The Mysterious Disappearance of the Donut Box"

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a crisis in the break room is a crisis indeed. The donut box, once a beacon of joy and sugar-fueled energy, had simply vanished. Some said it was the work of the nefarious "Janitor of Despair". Others claimed it was a case of "The Great Scone Heist".

As we pondered the disappearance, our minds began to wander to the dark alleys of "The Break Room", where the shadows of "The Coffee Machine" seemed to loom, like a specter over our parched lips.

• Idea 2: "The Secret Life of the Coffee Machine"