Meeting Minutes - Possible Solutions

Summary

• Implied consent: The team will assume you're listening.
• We're not actually doing anything about it.
• Someone should probably send an email about it later.

Agenda

• Pointless discussions about the meaning of "possible solutions."
• Unending debates about whose turn it is to buy coffee.
• Accidental scheduling conflicts with the copier.

Next Meeting

• Same time, same place, same pointless discussions.
• Bring snacks.
• Also bring a ladder, because someone needs to get down off this table.

I'm not doing it