Welcome to the meeting where everyone gets a say, because let's be real, that's just what we all needed. A never-ending cycle of opinions and half-formed ideas. It's like a never-ending game of "Who can say the most outlandish thing?"
In this meeting, we're trying to find a solution to the pressing issue of: "What color should we paint the office bathroom?" Because, clearly, the current state of affairs is an affront to all that is sane and good.
- Let's all take our turns - Because who needs order in a meeting?
- Let's all get a vote - Because who needs to waste time on discussion when you can just count noses?
- Let's all get coffee - Because, clearly, caffeine is the answer to all problems.