Emergency Meeting Notice

Due to Unforeseen Circumstances, We Have Been Summoned

The meeting has been called to address the unexpected yet totally-not-made-up "Cereal Situation" which has been spiraling out of control. We have been informed that a rogue box of Froot Loops has been spotted in the vicinity of the break room.

Agenda:

• 1. Investigate the Froot Loop
• 2. Develop a plan to contain the sugar-coated menace
• 3. Decide on the best course of action (e.g., call in a hazmat team, perform a ritualistic dance)

Next Meeting: After the Dance