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30-Minute Meeting Madness

Because Time is Money (or so I'm told)

Welcome to the meeting that's shorter than a coffee break. We'll cover all the high-level topics in 30 minutes or less, because who needs actual discussion, anyway?

Agenda:

Introduction (3 minutes): We'll waste no time on small talk, because that's what our HR department is for.
Key Points (20 minutes): We'll summarize the last 5 minutes of the meeting we had 2 weeks ago.
Action Items (7 minutes): We'll assign someone to do something, but don't worry, it's not like it's actually going to get done.

Adjournment and Dispersal