Meetings of the Matrix

Where productivity goes to die.

Meetings of the Matrix: where time is relative, and so is attendance.

Join us for:

• Infinite Meeting Theories
• Navigating the Corporate Labyrinth
• Time Travelers' Meeting
• Mathematical Justification for More Meetings

Don't worry, we'll see you there... or not.

(Or, you know, just stay in your cubicle and pretend you're working)

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