Agenda Item 1: Inflatable Unicorn Horns for All
The meeting began with a rousing debate over the merits of inflatable unicorn horns as a solution to the world's problems. After much discussion, it was decided that, yes, inflatable unicorn horns are indeed a viable solution to the world's woes.
Key points:
- Unicorns are, in fact, magical creatures with a proven track record of making everything better.
- Inflatable unicorn horns are a natural extension of this proven track record.
- They are also very pink and shiny, which is always a bonus.
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Agenda Item 2: Mandatory Coffee Breaks
A heated discussion over the length of coffee breaks ensued. In the end, it was decided that, yes, 30 minutes of uninterrupted coffee time is, in fact, a human right.
Key points:
- Caffeine is, in fact, the answer to all of life's questions.
- 30 minutes of coffee time is, therefore, the bare minimum.
- Anyone who disagrees will be forced to drink decaf.
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