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Meeting Reduction: The Art of Not Meeting

Meetings are a necessary evil. Or are they?

Meetings are like a never-ending cycle of pointless conversations and awkward silences. But what if we told you there's a way to break free from this cycle?

We present to you: Meeting Reduction.

With Meeting Reduction, you can:

Reduce the number of meetings by 50% (or more!) in just a few short months.
Say goodbye to pointless small talk and hello to meaningful discussion.
Increase productivity by 200% (we're not kidding, it's science).
And, as a bonus, you'll be the coolest cat in the office.

But wait, there's more! Our expert team has developed a range of tools to help you achieve these lofty goals:

Email Reduction: because who needs email when you can just talk to each other?
Video Conferencing Hell: because virtual meetings are just as bad as real ones.
Automated Attendance Tracking: because who needs human interaction when you can just track who's not there?

So, what are you waiting for? Join the Meeting Reduction movement today!

Don't meet us in person, just chat with our friendly chatbot instead.

(Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased eye contact, and a strong sense of existential dread.)