Minute Meeting Reports for the Ages

Welcome to the most thrilling meeting in the world, where every second counts and every word is a masterpiece.

Here is the minute meeting report for today's session:

Agenda Item 1: World Domination

• Discussion about how to take over the world: Phase 1
• Decision to form an army of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas: Army of Ninjas

Agenda Item 2: Snack Break

• Discussion about the best type of snack to fuel our world domination plans: Cheesecake
• Decision to have 5-minute breaks every hour: Break Time