Academy Overview
Welcome, young ninja-in-training, to the prestigious Ninja Training Academy. Our program offers a comprehensive curriculum in stealth, agility, and cunning. Our instructors are all highly-trained ninjas with years of experience in covert operations.
Our course offerings include:
- Stealth Mode: In this module, you will learn the art of becoming invisible in plain sight. Perfect for infiltrating high-security facilities or sneaking up on unsuspecting pizza delivery people.
- Leisure Suit Ninja Training: Who says ninjas can't wear pleated pants? This module focuses on mastering the ancient art of ninja-ing while looking stylish.
- Meditation and Ninja Crafts: Learn the mental discipline required to stay focused while navigating a busy cityscape. Plus, you'll get to learn how to craft your own ninja-grade throwing stars from scratch.
Don't settle for a boring, ordinary life. Become a ninja today!