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Meetings - Nuke the Facility
Meetings - Nuke the Facility
Due to unforeseen budget overruns, our beloved office building is now on the chopping block. We're talking full-on nuclear annihilation. No need to worry, though - we've got a meeting to discuss it.
Agenda:
- Item 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's the sound of our accountant's cries of despair as they realize they're responsible for the budget."
- Item 2: "Should we just, uh, 'accidentally' blow it up during an employee training exercise?"
- Item 3: "How many times can we blame the IT department before we actually have a valid reason?"
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