You know, sometimes the usual meeting fare just won't do. That's why we've compiled a list of other, more... interesting snack options for your meetings.
1. Spam-Flavored Donuts - Because who doesn't love the taste of despair?
2. Free-Range Clown Snacks - Our clowns have a unique blend of skills: honed-in circus arts, a penchant for slapstick, and an allergy to gluten.
3. Inflatable Party Sausages - Because nothing says "team-building" like a sausage that will inevitably pop and stain your shirt.
And for the really special occasions:
Mystery-Meat Platter - We're talking beef, pork, or possibly a combination of both. You might never look at your colleagues the same way again.
Or, if that's not your thing:
Unidentifiable Green Soup - It's like the meat platter, but with more liquid and fewer utensils.