When faced prophets a problem, we don't just solve it, we over-engineer it. Because, why settle for simple when you can create an intricate, Byzantine system that's sure to bring you joy and despair in equal measure?
Design Patterns: The Secret to Creating Solutions that are 90% Solution and 10% Overhead
Bureaucratic Red Tape: Because Who Needs Efficiency When You Have Process?
Requirements Specifications: Where 10 Pages of Jargon Equal 1 Page of Actual Content
Technical Debt: The Interest Rate on Your Sanity
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