Overpopulation
When the world is facing an OVERPOPULATION CRISIS, it's time to think outside the box. Or in this case, inside the box, but let's be real, we're just gonna have a meeting about it.
- Option 1: The Infinite Sarcasm Solution - We'll just pretend it's a joke and hope everyone laughs and forgets about it.
- Option 2: The Mandatory Birth Control Solution - Who needs love when you can have birth control, am I right?
- Option 3: The Alien Invasion Solution - We'll just call them "refugees" and they can help us solve the population problem.
But wait, what about the real solution?
Option 4: The Intergalactic Colonization Solution - We'll just move everyone off-world and let the planet sort itself out.