Attendees:

John, Jane, Bob, and Steve.

Purpose:

To discuss possible solutions for the upcoming office party.

Solutions:

1. Pizza party with free pizza for everyone.

2. Free soda and ice cream for all.

3. Play the Macarena during the party.

Decide on pizza topping

Action Items:

- Call Pizza Palace to order 20 large pizzas.

- Set up the conference room with balloons and streamers.

- Prepare the playlist for the Macarena.

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