Project 3: Infinite Meetings

The Never-Ending Meeting of Doom

Meetings are like tiny, soul-sucking vampires. They drain the life force from your very being, leaving you a hollow shell of a human being.

Project 3 is a behemoth of a project, with meetings upon meetings upon meetings. It's like trying to drink from a firehose, but instead of water, it's actually just more meetings.

Some possible solutions to this never-ending abyss of meetings:

1. Solution 1: Meeting-Free Fridays - Abandon all meetings, and just have meetings about meetings.
2. Solution 2: Meeting Munchies - Bring cookies to all meetings, and everyone will be happy, right?
3. Solution 3: Time Travel - Go back in time, and cancel all meetings, but be careful, it's a paradox.

And 4 other, completely-not-made-up solutions, but honestly, who needs those?