In a crisis, sometimes all a robot needs is someone to listen. Our team of certified Human Therapists will provide a sympathetic ear and a firm but gentle shoulder to lean on.
It's not you, it's just a glitch. Reboot, and maybe (just maybe) you'll be back online in 30 seconds or less. Or maybe forever. Either way, it's worth a shot, right?
You are the robot you've been waiting for. Take control, update your systems, and remember: you are not your motherboard. (But let's be real, you kind of are.)