The Ultimate Meeting Solution: Paper Superioity
Present your idea on a piece of paper, preferably with a flourish of your arm.
This method has been proven to be 100% more persuasive than presenting with a Powerpoint presentation, and 500% more likely to get you out of the meeting early.
But don't just present any old paper. No, no. This is not just about slapping some bullet points on a piece of printer paper and calling it a day. No, this is about style. About flair. About the sheer weight of your paper's presence.
Use a fountain pen. Write in calligraphy. Add some watercolor illustrations. This is not just a meeting solution, it's a lifestyle.
And remember, if all else fails, just shout "PAPER SUPERIOR!" at the top of your lungs.