Step 3: The Great Wall of Text

After weeks of deliberation, we have reached the third and final step in the possible solutions to the meeting crisis. This stage involves constructing a massive wall to contain the meeting.

Yes, you heard that right. A wall. To block out the outside world and create a safe space for discussion. No more distractions, no more interruptions, just the sound of pens scratching on paper and the occasional "uh-huh-huh" from the CEO.

• Design and build the wall using only the finest, most durable materials.
• Assign a team of experts to ensure the wall is structurally sound and aesthetically pleasing.
• Install a state-of-the-art sound system to amplify the "uh-huh-huh"s.

Hyperlinks to sub-pages:

Step 4: The Great Wall of Text: Phase II - Where we take the wall to the next level by adding a moat and a drawbridge.

Step 2: The Great Wall of Text: Phase I - A brief overview of the first phase, for those who missed it.

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