Step 4: The Solution That Will Never Happen Because It's Just Not Going To Happen

We have a few possible solutions, but let's be real, they're all just pipe dreams:

• Hire a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monkeys to make all the decisions
• Replace all humans with AI that's slightly less terrible than the current system
• Just give up and have a meeting about giving up, because that's basically what we're doing anyway