Meetings: Step 5 - The Brainstorming Session

Objective: Generate 47 Unrelated Ideas

Build a time machine, but only for cats.
Hold a meeting to plan the meeting that's going to plan another meeting.
Create a sentient, robotic assistant that does our job for us.
Become a professional rock, paper, scissors player.
Invent a new sport that combines extreme ironing and competitive napping.
Write a 10,000-page novel in 24 hours using only 140 character updates.
Develop a system to harness the energy generated by a room full of hipsters playing air guitar.
Create a 3D-printed replica of our CEO's toupee.
Hold a séance to communicate with our ancestors, who we're pretty sure are still on our payroll.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient household appliances.
Train a team of highly skilled, ninja warriors to do our paperwork for us.
Build a bridge between the world of business and the world of professional wrestling.
Develop a new language that combines the sounds and grammar of 50 different dialects.
Create a 1:1 scale replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but paper clips and twine.
Write a 10,000-word essay on the societal implications of catnip addiction.
Hold a meeting on the feasibility of using drones to deliver our meeting invitations.
Host the world's first meeting of sentient, robotic accountants.
Develop a system to harness the power of 1000 fidgety, middle-aged accountants.
Create a 3D-printed replica of the Mona Lisa using only recycled plastic straws.
Become the world's first, professional, competitive, extreme ironing champion.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert jugglers.
Write a 10,000-word poem about the meaning of life using only the sounds of a dripping faucet.
Develop a system to harness the power of 1000, synchronized, fidget spinners.
Hold a meeting to discuss the feasibility of using only 1's and 0's as a form of communication.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert pastry chefs.
Create a 1:1 scale replica of the Great Wall of China using only recycled, crushed up, Cheetos.
Become the world's first, professional, competitive, extreme hammocker.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert taxidermists.
Write a 10,000-word essay on the societal implications of pineapple pizza topping.
Develop a system to harness the power of 1000, synchronized, harmonicas.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert, competitive eaters.
Create a 1:1 scale replica of the Eiffel Tower using only recycled, crushed up, potato chips.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert, competitive, taxidermists.
Become the world's first, professional, competitive, extreme hammocker.
Develop a system to harness the power of 1000, synchronized, whoopee cushions.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert, competitive, extreme ironers.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert, competitive, professional snail trainers.
Become the world's first, professional, competitive, extreme ironer.
Host the world's first meeting for sentient, robotic, accountants who are also expert, competitive, professional snail racers.

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