Meetings: The Last Last Resort

Where every meeting is a desperate cry for help

Possible Solutions

Meetings are like a bad joke that refuses to end. But sometimes, they can be funny.

Here are the possible solutions:

• Step 4: The Meeting in the Dark (a.k.a. The Meeting Where Everyone Agrees to Disagree)
• Step 6: The Meeting That Time Forgot

And if all else fails, try:

Step 5: The Last Last Resort

(a.k.a. The Meeting That Never Happens)

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The Last Last Resort

Because even the most stubborn of individuals will eventually come to their senses and realize that a meeting is just a meeting.

Here, the meeting that never happens. Because who needs human interaction when you have email?

Just a bunch of people staring at their screens, pretending to be interested in each other's thoughts and ideas. The ultimate form of passive-aggressive communication.

So, what are you waiting for? Just hit the back button, or refresh the page.

Or, if all else fails, just close your laptop, take a walk outside, and pretend you're in a meeting with nature.

Or, better yet, join the next meeting and pretend you're interested in the conversation.

(Just kidding, you're not going to do that. You're going to just check Twitter instead.)

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