Step 8.5: THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION
After years of deliberation and compromise, we have finally arrived at the most brilliant of solutions!
It involves a 3-hour break for everyone to eat free pizza and play foosball, and then a 2-hour break to discuss the true meaning of life.
During the actual meeting, we will use only the most advanced AI-powered, holographic whiteboarding technology.
With these measures in place, we are confident that our next meeting will be the most productive and enjoyable one ever!
Proceed to Step 9: Implementation Go to Next Meeting