It's time to shift the blame!
You've tried to blame the IT department, the project manager, and even the janitor, but it's time to take it to the next level. Accuse your colleagues, your family, and even your pets!
Go to Step 4: Appeal to the Odds
Appeal to Someone Who Likes You (Just Kidding, That's Not a Thing)
Or, if you're feeling extra dramatic, you can just Call in Sick Without Even Being Sick (We Won't Judge You)