Technique 2: The Art of Not Listening

Step 1: Stare at Your Phone

While appearing to be engaged, subtly browse the web for cat videos.

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Step 2: Pretend to Take Notes

Furiously scribble illegible doodles on your notepad, while internally debating the meaning of life.

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Step 3: Talk Over Everyone

Monologue about your weekend, while your coworkers try to get a word in edgewise.

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And so, you've successfully not listened to everyone, and now you can get back to work.

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