Today's Agenda: Throwing Money At It
Our team has identified the root cause of the malfunction: a clogged oil filter. Estimated fix time: 2.5 hours.
It appears the crystals have reached their expiration date. Estimated replacement time: 4 hours.
Some team members are reporting that the issue may be resolved by simply hugging it. This requires 1 hour of team hugging time.
Once the above items are completed, we will reconvene to discuss further action items.