Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Futility
Throwing money at a problem is the key to solving it. Or, at the very least, making it slightly more interesting.
Step 1: Identify the problem. Or pretend you have.
Step 2: Gather a small fortune in cash and credit cards.
Step 3: Throw it all away in a fit of desperation and/or creative expression.
And voilà! Your problems are... slightly less problematic.