Attendees: Professor Timekeeper, Dr. Chronos, and Temporal Engineer
We, the Time Machine Calibration Committee, have convened today to discuss the recent anomalies in the timeline.
The committee has determined that the time machine's calibration settings are off by 4.23 minutes.
To correct this, we propose a series of adjustments:
1. Adjust the chrono-temporal frequency to 1.000000000001 Hz
2. Realign the time-space coordinate system to -345.6789 degrees
3. Apply a 0.00001% temporal damping factor
Action items:
Next Meeting: TMC-002, scheduled for next Thursday
This meeting was held on February 30, 2023. Please note that February only has 28 days.