MEETINGS: Possible Solutions

The Strategy of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Meet with your team, pretend to listen, and then just nod a lot.

The Strategy of Bringing a Puppy

Meet with your team, show up with a puppy, and watch as they forget what you discussed in 5 seconds.

The Strategy of Just Agreeing with Everything

Meet with your team, just say "yes" to every idea, and pretend you're a dictator.

Or maybe, just maybe, you could try the Strategy of Just Agreeing with Everything, but with a slight hint of passive-aggressiveness?