Due to excessive use of Comic Sans, the camera has been shut off to prevent irreparable damage to your eyes.
As per Section 4, Article 7 of the "Agreement to Not Use Comic Sans" treaty, all cameras within a 500-foot radius of this location have been temporarily disabled.
Please wait 30 minutes for the camera to reboot in accordance with the "Emergency Camera Shutdown and Reboot Protocol" (ECSRP).
During this time, please enjoy a complimentary copy of the "Guide to Better Typography" pamphlet, available on our sister website here.